Evil is afoot.
- Torfis Teffleman
- Feb 23, 2019
- 1 min read
Where is everybody? They all suddenly disappeared one day, and I can't seem to find anybody anywhere. Even the lady who makes breakfast at the restaurant disappeared and I can't find her anywhere. It all happened a couple of weeks ago. I woke up, and nobody was there. There is nobody in the town, nobody in the houses, nobody in the bathrooms! I had to make breakfast for myself that morning, for the first time in weeks. It was awful. I burned nearly everything. Fortunately, everybody disappearing means I now get all the internet broadband to myself. I messaged some friends who live in Canada, and they are still alive and happy, so I think either the Avengers failed, or I'm living in an alternate universe, or some disaster has happened which killed everybody while I was asleep. I hope somebody answers me, because all the gas stations are out of gas, and I've had to walk everywhere. Even Tobias has vanished from the face of the Earth. I've been unable to contact him for the past two weeks. Can somebody tell me what is going on?
TTFN -Torfis
'It would seem that Mr. Unger is not available at the present moment. Please leave a message and we might get back to you eventually.'
So, you're asking me to give you time to make an excuse????? No. Tell me now.
Because reasons. I'll get back to you after a few weeks. Maybe by then I'll have thought up what those reasons could be.
And you thought that that was a good idea??!! What did you think I was going to do? Just accept that I was alone? Of course I was going to panic! Why did you think it was a good idea to just leave, without a message or anything???
We all went on a vacation, but you were sleeping so deeply that we couldn't wake you up for days. So we decided to just go on, without leaving a message or anything.