The Advent of the Hrothgarian Chronicle

Perhaps it would be better for Hrothgar to say this, but he hasn't, so...

Move over, NYT, there's a new paper in town!

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It's called the Hrothgarian Chronicle, and it prints one (1) copy a week, which is released at an undisclosed location. It's contributors include Tobias Hrothgar, Torfis Teffleman, and Karl Bickerstaff. Alfred Bob has put in some ads, but that's it.

It does not have a website, nor shall it in the foreseeable future. There really isn'

t any point in its having a website.

Karl Bickerstaff XVIIII, Esquire.