Urgent News from the Election!
- Karl Bickerstaff.
- Aug 7, 2018
- 1 min read
Updated: Aug 8, 2018
First, thanks to everyone who voted in the recent election. Second, no thanks to anyone who attempted voter fraud.
After several weeks of campaigning (hardly at all), speech-making (?), and rallying of supporters, Jacob has won the election. Congratulations, Jacob. We wish you good luck as you step into office to take up the solemn duties of President of Ludere Imperium (you'll need it).
Joel M., Secretary of State, Counselor, Peacemaker, Friend of Young Ones, Esquire, Etc.

Who said anything about blackmailing? Hey! what's that behind you?
Or is there?
Ok, then there is no need to look into it. Good.
I never said you blackmailed anyone.
I did not blackmail anyone to become president, so there is no need to investigate.